A Quickie for Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon

by Lou on October 9, 2007

Pammie Marries Rick Salomon
Between her performances in Hans Klok’s The Beauty of Magic at Las Vegas’ Planet Hollywood, Pamela Anderson married Rick Salomon, who now has two claims to fame. A few weeks ago he paid off a $250,000 gambling debt that Anderson incurred. In exchange for Salomon paying off her quarter-mil debt, she agreed to have sex with him.
In the process of that sex-for-lots-of-money exchange, they fell in love and have been inseparable ever since. Salomon—a poker player—is better known as the co-star of the infamous Paris Hilton sex tape, One Night in Paris.

A Beginner’s Guide to Pammie Watching: The Chronology
For all of you who might be new to Pammie watching, here’s the chronology. Anderson was married to Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee. They made a famous sex tape. Then she married Kid Rock. Tommy and Kid Rock recently got into a fist fight. Pam’s new hubbie, Salomon, is famous for the sex tape he made with Paris Hilton.
Although Salomon was previously married to Shannen Doherty, there’s no sex tape story there; at least we don’t think there is. We don’t know whether Anderson and Salomon plan to make a sex tape of their current honeymoon, but if we find out, we’ll let you know.

Pammie Fals in Love with Poker

Somewhere along the line Pamela developed an interest in poker and even had her own online poker site for a while. That was about the time she was married to Kid Rock. It’s not clear whether the marriage outlasted her fling with poker or vice-versa, but her marriage to Kid Rock overlapped the poker phase of her life and both lasted about three months.

Donut Holes Instead of Wedding Cake: Is it the New Thing?
According to People Magazine, Anderson wore a white denim Valentino dress and the vows were exchanged between Klok’s 7 p.m. and 10 p.m. shows. Anderson and Salomon didn’t have a wedding cake. Given the short lead time, a fake cardboard cake set the stage for jelly donuts or donut holes, depending on the reports you read, which were served instead of wedding cake to the 40 or so guests in attendance.

The Over/Under on Pammie’s Latest Marriage
I’m setting the over/under on this latest marriage at six months, so for all you guys out there with a Pammie fixation, please bide your time. You might be next.

The Big Winner

The biggest winner here is Hans Klok. With all the publicity Pamela Anderson generated lately, Klok’s show—featuring Pammie as his assistant—is probably sold out every night of the week.

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